Sharknado [movie]

I WAS PRETTY SURE THIS MOVIE WAS GONNA BE A BAD MOVIE THAT WAS TRYING TO HARD AND IT WAS A MOVIE THAT WAS TRYING REALLY HARD BUT IT WAS PRETTY DAMN AWESOME, LIKE THE SHARK CLIMBING A ROPE OR THE GUY CUTTING A FLYING SHARK IN HALF WITH A CHAINSAW, OH MAN. ALSO IT WASN'T REALLY JUST A SHARK TORNADO, IT WAS KINDA SHARKS IN ALL THE WATER WHICH KINDA MADE IT LIKE AQUA TEEN HUNGER FORCE'S FAKE MOVIE WHERE ALL THE WATER WAS INFECTED: WITH FIRE.

PS. I LIKE HOW RARELY THEY BOTHERED TO EVEN PRETEND THE SKY WAS CLOUDY OR IT WAS ANYTHING BUT A NICE SUNNY DAY.

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