Breasts: A Natural and Unnatural History [book, nonfiction]

I LEARNED TWO THINGS FROM THIS BOOK:

1) ALWAYS BREASTFEED YOUR KIDS NO MATTER WHAT.

2) NEVER BREAST FEED YOUR KIDS NO MATTER WHAT.

(MAYBE BREAST FEED ONE KID THEN THROW HIM AWAY AND THEN BREASTFEED THE NEXT ONE FOR KEEPS? I LIKE THAT THE BOOK SUGGESTED THIS BUT LIKE AS A JOKE BUT SORT OF KINDA YOU COULD TELL THEY THOUGHT IT WAS MAYBE A GOOD IDEA?)

PS. THINGS BREAST IMPLANTS HAVE BEEN MADE OF HISTORICALLY: GLASS BALLS, IVORY, WOOD CHIPS, PEANUT OIL, HONEY, GOAT'S MILK, OX CARTILAGE, WAX AND A TUMOR OFF SOME WOMAN'S BUTT.

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