Sucker Punch [movie]

I FEEL LIKE THIS MOVIE HAD ALL THE ELEMENTS TO BE A LEGENDARY CULT MOVIE BUT JUST SOMEHOW NEVER CAME TOGETHER AND NEVER GOT PAST BEING 'OKAY'. IT'S LIKE THEY HAVE THIS WHOLE NESTED FANTASY STRUCTURE SET UP BUT DIDN'T BOTHER TO CONNECT IT OR MAKE ANYTHING REPRESENT ANYTHING SO A GIRL IS IN AN INSANE ASYLUM COPYING A MAP, BUT SHE IS FANTASIZING SHE IS IN A BROTHEL DANCING FOR THE BOSS TO STEAL A MAP, BUT SHE IS FANTASIZING THE DANCE AS HER FIGHTING CLOCKWORK STEAM POWERED GERMANS IN WORLD WAR I? COOL I GUESS, BUT WHY? THE GIRL PILOTING THE MECH, WHAT IS SHE DOING IN THE BROTHEL? WHAT DOES WHAT SHE IS DOING IN THE BROTHEL TRANSLATE TO WHAT SHE IS DOING IN REAL LIFE? IT ALL FELT HALF ASSED.

PS. IT'S LIKE SOMEONE TOLD SNYDER TO MAKE A MOVIE BUT HE STOLE ALL THE MONEY AND MADE A BUNCH OF HONESTLY PRETTY COOL MUSIC VIDEOS AND THEY HAD TO TAKE MOST OF THE MUSIC OUT AND TRY TO SAVE THINGS BY CUTTING THEM BACK INTO A MOVIE.

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