Robocop [movie]

ALRIGHT SO THE NEW ONE WASN'T REALLY TERRIBLE. IT WASN'T VERY SUBVERSIVE OR ANYTHING BUT IT WASN'T OFFENSIVELY BAD. ALSO I KNEW THIS WASN'T GOING TO BE THIS MOVIE BUT I REALLY FELT LIKE WHEN THEY HAD THAT SEEMINGLY AWKWARDLY WRITTEN SCENE THAT WAS LIKE "WE HAVE TO MAKE A RULE I NEVER GET TO LOOK INSIDE MYSELF AGAIN" FOLLOWED BY A "WE NEED TO DO THIS BY *ANY* MEANS NECESSARY" FOLLOWED BY BRAIN SURGERY I REALLY REALLY WANTED THERE TO BE A TWIST THAT THEY JUST TOOK HIS BRAIN OUT. I WISH IT HAD BEEN THAT MOVIE, HIM BEING ALL DRAMATIC AND OVERCOMING HIS PROGRAMMING AND ALL.

PS. IT WAS WEIRD BECAUSE THIS BASICALLY DIDN'T HAVE THE 80S MAD MAGAZINE HUMOR EXCEPT IN THE NEWS TICKERS SO THE NEWS TICKERS HAD A BUNCH OF STORIES ABOUT HOOKERS IN SPACE AND ALIEN COMMUNICATION AND CRAP THAT DIDN'T FIT IN. ALSO IT'S WEIRD THEY DIDN'T DO ANYTHING ABOUT DETROIT SINCE DETROIT IS LIKE EVEN WORSE THAN IT WAS IN THE 80S AND THAT WAS THE WHOLE POINT OF IT BEING SET THERE.

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