Pontoffel Pock, Where Are You? [television]

THE BEST THING IS THAT PONTOFFEL PUCK JUST FUCKS EVERYTHING UP OVER AND OVER AND NEVER ACTUALLY DOES A SINGLE USEFUL ACTION AND STUFF JUST HAPPENS EVENTUALLY AND HE SUCCESSFULLY GETS A TERRIBLE JOB.

PS. I LIKE THAT SNEECHES/LORAX/GREAT BUTTER BATTLE HAVE REALLY MATURE AND DEEP METAPHOR AND LESSONS THEN THIS ONE IS JUST "PONTOFFEL POCK FUCKS AROUND FOR A WHILE BREAKING THINGS"

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