Wishmaster 3: Beyond the Gates of Hell [movie]

MAKING A MOVIE THAT WASN'T ABOUT TEENS SUDDENLY ABOUT TEENS REALLY KINDA KILLS A MOVIE. BUT I LOVE THAT THIS CONTINUED THE TREND OF THE WISHES HAVING ABSOLUTELY NOTHING TO DO WITH WHAT WAS WISHED AND THE RECORDS OFFICE WOMAN WISHED THE WHOLE PLACE WOULD BURN DOWN AND INSTEAD SHE JUST CAUGHT ON FIRE.

PS. I LOVE THAT MICHAEL THE ANGEL LITERALLY NEVER DOES ANYTHING EVER AND SEEMED TOTALLY WEAK AND USELESS AND HIS MAGIC SWORD COULDN'T EVEN CUT FLAGPOLES OR BROKEN CHAIRS. ALSO IT FELT LIKE THE END WAS GOING TO BE HER CUTTING HIS HAND OFF SO SHE COULD KILL HERSELF. THEY FORSHADOWED THE SWORD CUTTING OFF HANDS.

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