God Bless America [movie]

THIS MOVIE IS JUST "FALLING DOWN" FOR TERRIBLE SHITTY PEOPLE.

PS. ALSO THIS IS A FEW YEARS OLD AND EVERYTHING FELT LIKE SUCH 2010 THINGS TO WHINE ABOUT.

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