Transformers 4: Age of Extinction [movie]

I HELD THIS MOVIE AS SOME SORT OF SAFETY VALVE. LIKE IF DAYS GOT TO HOT THIS WAS AROUND SO I COULD GO SPEND LIKE 4 HOURS IN AN AIR CONDITIONED MOVIE BUT SEPTEMBER HAS COME AND I DIDN'T NEED IT SO I WATCHED IT AS SOME PIRATE THING WHILE READING. HONESTLY IT IS JUST A REGULAR NOT GREAT ACTION MOVIE LIKE THE FIRST ONE WAS, NOT A HORRIBLE TORTURE LIKE THE SECOND AND THIRD. I'D EVEN SAY I LIKED THE GALVATRON SUBPLOT BECAUSE IT WAS SOME GRADE A ANIME BULLSHIT.

PS. WHAT IN GOD'S NAME WAS UP WITH THE IRISH PEDOPHILE THING? WHY DID IT NEED TO BE IN THE MOVIE? LIKE WHY NOT MAKE HER 18? WHY BRING IN SOME WEIRD TEXAS LAW EXPLANATION WHY AN ADULT IS SLEEPING WITH A CHILD? OR AT LEAST HAND WAVE THAT THEY ARE DATING BUT NOT FUCKING?

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