The Legend of the Titanic [movie]

OKAY SO THIS IS A CARTOON MOVIE ABOUT HOW NOT ROSE ON THE TITANIC CRIED ON SOME DOLPHINS AND IT LET HER SPEAK TO MICE AND SOME JAIL SHARKS TRICKED AN OCTOPUS BABY PUPPY TO SMASH ICE INTO THE TITANIC SO EYEPATCHY COULD GET ALL THE WHALING RIGHTS IN THE WORLD FROM THE FATHER OF NOT ROSE WHO APPARENTLY OWNED ALL THE WHALING RIGHTS IN THE ENTIRE WORLD. ALSO A MOUSE SAVED THE DAY BY USING IT'S MUSTACHE AS A TELEGRAPH WIRE AND WAS ELECTROCUTED TO DEATH BUT LATER RECOVERED. 

PS.  ALSO A TOTALLY THROW AWAY LINE IN THE LAST 2 MINUTES OF THE MOVIE THROWS THE WHOLE MOVIE FOR A MAJOR FUCKING LIFE OF PI LOOP AND MY MIND IS STILL RACING TRYING TO SORT OUT WHAT IS REAL.  

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