50 Shades of Grey [movie]

I FEEL LIKE THE BOOK WAS WAY BETTER, BECAUSE THE BOOK HAD A LOT OF OUTLANDISH STUFF THAT AT LEAST MADE THE BOOK HILARIOUS, LIKE THE TAMPON SCENE AND THE THUMB THING THAT MAY BE A JOKE SOMEONE ON TUMBLR MADE UP THAT I CAN'T REMEMBER THE BOOK WELL ENOUGH TO PROVE OR DISPROVE. ALSO THIS MOVIE SEEMED TO ONLY USE ONE SHOT FOR SEX SCENES: HAVE THE GIRL ARCH HER BACK SO HER CHEST GOT ALL FLATTENED AND HER BOTTOM RIBS STUCK OUT A LOT THEN HAVE THE LIGHT BE SO LOW THAT YOUR BRAIN GOES 'WHAT KIND OF WEIRD ASS BOOBS DOES SHE EVEN HAVE?" EVERY TIME THE SCENE CHANGES BECAUSE YOU THINK HER RIBS ARE SOME KIND OF WEIRD LOWBOOB, THEN ONLY SHOOT THE CAMERA FROM THE ANGLE HER ARCHED BACK COVERS ANY HINT SHE MIGHT HAVE A GROIN AND THEN HAVE GRAY STAND BEHIND SOME TABLE AUSTIN POWERS STYLE TO HIDE HIS DING DONG.

PS. I JUST PIRATED THIS, I WAS PLAYING PERSONA 3 AND NEEDED A MOVIE I DIDN'T HAVE TO WATCH VERY WELL SO I COULD FARM RUBIES TO TRY TO BUY AN ARMAGEDDON GEM SO I COULD BEAT THE REAPER AND GO TO MONAD AND THIS MOVIE WAS REALLY A MOVIE YOU DON'T HAVE TO PAY ATTENTION TO WELL SO THAT IS MY FINAL RECOMMENDATION: WATCH THIS MOVIE IF YOU NEED TO FARM RUBIES TO BUY ARMAGEDDON GEMS SO YOU CAN GIVE ELIZABETH A BLOODY BUTTON AND GO TO MONAD. BUT NOT FOR ANY OTHER REASON.

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