Furious 7 [movie]

I ALMOST SKIPPED WATCHING THIS TO NOT RUIN MY GHOST TRICK BUT WELP. THE WEIRD THING ABOUT THIS MOVIE WAS THAT IT SET IT UP LIKE THERE WAS GOING TO BE A TWIST. LIKE THE BAD GUY WAS A GOOD AGENT THAT THE GOVERNMENT BETRAYED THAT WAS FIGHTING TO AVENGE HIS MURDERED BROTHER, AND THE 'GOOD GUY' WAS A FOREIGN BEER DRINKING G-MAN THAT WAS TRYING TO GET THE HEROES TO STEAL TECHNOLOGY TO COMPLETE SOME POLICE STATE SOFTWARE. AND IT FELT SO CLEAR IT WAS GONNA BE A REVERSAL AT THE END WHERE THEY TEAM UP WITH THE BAD GUY AND WIN AGAINST THE CORRUPT OFFICALS. BUT NOPE, POLICE STATE HARD DRIVE WENT TO THE GOVERNMENT, BAD GUY GOT KICKED INTO A SINKHOLE.  I HAVE TO ADMIT THE WHOLE END SEQUENCE WITH THE ROCK WAS JUST AMAZING. IT MADE NO SENSE BUT HIM JUST SEEING AN EXPLOSION IN THE DISTANCE AND SAYING 'DADDY HAS TO GO TO WORK' AND BUSTING OUT OF HIS CASTS WITH MUSCLE FLEXING THEN STEALING A AMBULANCE TO KNOCK OUT A DRONE WHICH HE STEALS A CHAINGUN OFF OF, JESUS CHRIST.
 
PS. PAUL WALKER DIED IN REAL LIFE SO THEY HAD TO WRITE HIM OUT AND THAT MAKES IT FORGIVABLE THE ENDING DIDN'T QUITE FIT THE THEME, HIS PRIMARY CONFLICT IN THE MOVIE WAS SUBURBAN MINIVAN LIFE VS AN ACTION MOVIE LIFE AND HAVING HIM PICK THE LIFE WITH HIS KIDS OVER ACTION WAS THE RIGHT ENDING EVEN IF THEY HAD TO SKIP THE SCENES THAT LEAD TO THAT. THE PART THAT MADE HIS ENDING WEIRD IS EVERYONE ACTING LIKE THEY WILL NEVER SEE HIM AGAIN WHEN LIKE, IN THE FICTION HE'S MARRIED TO LIKE, THE MAIN CHARACTER'S SISTER AND THEY ALL LIVE IN A BIG HOUSE.

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