Night at the Museum: Secret of the Tomb [movie]

ROBIN WILLIAMS GETS A DEGENERATIVE DISEASE BUT THEN VOLUNTARILY DECIDED TO ACCEPT DEATH: THE MOVIE.

PS. THE BRITISH STATUE ROOM WAS LEGITIMATELY SILENT HILL SCARY.

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