The Christmas Toy [television]

OKAY, BUCKLE UP, I HAVE A LOT TO SAY ABOUT THIS. FIRST OF ALL THE FACT THAT I LOVE THAT TOYS HAVE A CONDITION THAT IS EXACTLY LIKE BEING DEAD BUT IS SO SPECIFICALLY NOT BEING DEAD. LIKE TO THE POINT THEY HAVE A FUNERAL FOR YOU AND THE OPPOSITE OF BEING FROZEN IS BEING ALIVE BUT BEING FROZEN FOREVER SEEMS TO BE STRESSED REPEATEDLY AS BEING A UNIQUE CONDITION. BUT ALSO THEY DESCRIBE IT AS BEING ALONE IN A PLACE THAT IS NOT A PLACE WHERE IT IS COLD AND DARK AND THAT IS A REAL FUCKED UP WAY TO DESCRIBE AN AFTERLIFE TO KIDS! ON THE OTHER HAND THIS IS THE STORY OF THE TOYS ENDING DEATH PERMANENTLY ONE CHRISTMAS DAY AND THAT ITSELF IS SOME SORT OF WEIRD DEEPER LEVEL "TRUE MEANING OF CHRISTMAS" THEOLOGICAL STUFF THAT THIS DOESN'T REALLY EVEN COMMENT ON AND IT'S GREAT.

PS. ALSO THIS CAME OUT LIKE 7 YEARS BEFORE TOY STORY DID AND THIS IS ALL ABOUT HOW THERE IS TOYS THAT COME ALIVE WHEN NO ONE IS AROUND AND HOW THE KID'S FAVORITE TOY IS JEALOUS OF THE NEW TOY THE KID IS GETTING WHILE THE NEW TOY IS A SPACE ACTION FIGURE WHO IS COMICALLY DOUBTFUL AND UNAWARE THAT IT IS A TOY AND THINKS IT'S A REAL SPACE WARRIOR THING. AND WHAT? I HAVE NEVER EVER HEARD OF THIS SPECIAL BEFORE BUT IT WAS A MAJOR EMMY AWARD WINNING THING IN IT'S TIME SO DID NO ONE NOTICE THIS?

PPS. IT ALSO FEATURES MEW AND MEWTWO? (MEWTOO???)

PPPS. AND WEEGI?

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