Warcraft [movie]

THIS WAS A SUPER DUMB MOVIE THAT TOOK ITSELF 1000% SERIOUS AT ALL TIMES  AND HAD EVERY SINGLE INTERACTION HAPPEN IN LIKE 5 DIFFERENT LOCATIONS AND FEATURED A LOT OF HORSE DEATH AND HAD SOMEONE CUT AN ORC DICK IN HALF REAL FAST FOR HIS SON.


PS. OKAY SO HOW LITERAL AND HOW METAPHORICAL WERE WE SUPPOSED TO TAKE THE IDEA THAT SHE FUCKED ORCS TILL HER BONES ALL BROKE OVER AND OVER UNTIL IT GAVE HER BETTER AND STRONGER BONES?

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