London Has Fallen [movie]

I FEEL LIKE THERE IS SOME UNIVERSE WHERE THIS MOVIE IS SLIGHTLY DIFFERENT AND IT'S A HUGE CULT CLASSIC. IT FEELS LIKE IT'S SO ABSURD THAT THE EXACT SAME SCRIPT AND ACTION WOULD BE AMAZING IF EVERYONE WASN'T SO PERFECTLY BLAND AND DULL. LIKE THE BODY GUARD IS SO UNIRONICALLY ACTING OUT BROCK SAMPSON MOVES WHILE THE MOVIE TAKES IT SO SERIOUSLY, HE KILLS LIKE 400 PEOPLE AND STABS LIKE 8 TERRORISTS AND THE TERRORISTS HATE BEING STABBED SO GOD DAMN MUCH.
 

PS. LIKE HOW DID A MOVIE WITH A SCENE WITH THE ROYAL GUARD SHOOTING MACHINE GUNS END UP BEING SO DULL AND UNWATCHABLE? REMAKE THIS MOVIE BUT HAVE NICK CAGE PLAY EVERY ROLE.

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