Kirk Cameron's Saving Christmas [movie, amazing, garbage]

OH GOD, IS THIS A THING? THIS IS LIKE THE OPPOSITE OF THE CHARLIE BROWN SPECIAL. THAT WAS A SECULAR TV SPECIAL ABOUT GETTING BEYOND THE TRAPPINGS OF THE HOLIDAY TO EMBRACE THE RELIGIOUS CORE. THIS IS A FUNDAMENTALIST CHRISTIAN MOVIE THAT IS ABOUT ATTACKING OTHER CHRISTIANS FOR NOT EMBRACING MATERIALISM ENOUGH? LIKE THAT IS NOT ME BEING WACKY AND MISINTERPRETING, HE ACTUALLY GAVE A SPEECH ABOUT HOW MATERIALISM IS GOOD FOR CHRISTMAS BECAUSE IT WAS THE HOLIDAY GOD GOT A MATERIAL BODY. ALSO CELEBRATE SANTA SAVED CHRISTIANITY BY BEATING THE FUCK OUT OF ARIAN AND ALSO GET A TREE BECAUSE IT LOOKS LIKE A CITY AND ADAM ATE THE FRUIT OF KNOWLEDGE AND COULD NOT PUT BACK THE THING HE STOLE BECAUSE IT WAS PART OF HIM AND THE ONLY WAY TO DO THAT WAS TO HANG HIMSELF ON A TREE THEREFORE JESUS. ALSO NUTCRACKERS.  

PS. THEY PUT FLUORIDE IN YOUR WATER TO GIVE YOU ASPERGERS BUT YOU HAVEN'T HAD A BURGER IN YEARS, JUST PINK SLIME. STRAIGHT PRIDE.

Comments

Popular posts from this blog

Mighty Morphin Power Rangers: Once & Always [movie]

Hypertrophy Genital Girls [movie]

Mondo Cane [movie, nonfiction]