Mass Effect 2 [game]

MASS EFFECT 1 WAS OFF BRAND STAR TREK PLUS CLUNKY THIRD PERSON SHOOTING AND LAUGHABLY BAD DRIVING. THIS GAME FELT LEGITIMATELY LIKE A REALLY GOOD GAME, THAT JUST HAPPENS TO BE IN A GENRE I DON'T GIVE A FUCK ABOUT PLAYING. EVEN THE STORY MANAGED TO HIT SOME REALLY CREATIVE SCI-FI POINTS. LIKE AT THIS POINT I DON'T FEEL LIKE I *DO* HAVE A GOOD ANSWER ON WHO'S RIGHT IN THE GENOPHAGE STUFF. ON THE OTHER HAND SHEPARD IS THE WORST CHARACTER EVER AND I HATE THEM SO MUCH EVEN WITH ALL THE PLAYER CHOICE STUFF, EVERYTHING FEELS SO MANUFACTURED TO HAVE THEM SAY "BADASS" STUFF AND THEY JUST COME OFF AS SO FRIGGIN LAME ALL THE TIME AND I HATE IT. MORDAN SOLUS IS THE BEST THING IN THE GAME THOUGH. DO THEY HAVE SPACE AUTISM? NO ONE ELSE TALKS LIKE THAT. (THE BEST PART IS THE LEVEL THAT IS JUST THE STAR TREK PLANET WHERE EVERYONE GETS DRUNK BUT IT'S TAKEN ALL GRIM DARK BECAUSE THAT IS SUCH AN OBVIOUS IDEA FOR A STORY BUT GOD, I CAN'T THINK OF ANYONE EVER DOING THAT EVER)

 
PS. WHY DON'T PEOPLE TALK MORE ABOUT HOW MUCH OF A "MAD ABOUT DADS" GAME THIS IS? ALMOST EVERY SINGLE PLOT POINT IS BAD DADS. THERE IS LIKE ONE PLOT POINT WHERE IT'S A BAD MOM. I KEPT THINKING IT WAS GOING TO BE SYMBOLIC OR SOMETHING. SEVERAL RACES ARE THE "PARENT" OF ANOTHER RACE, BUT IF THAT EVER TIED IN I WAS TOO DUMB TO SEE IT.

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