Justice League Dark [movie]

THIS WASN'T AWFUL BUT IT WASN'T GREAT. I THINK I HATE EVERYTHING DC UNIVERSE MAGIC RELATED. ON THE OTHER HAND EVERY SIDE CHARACTER IN THIS WAS WRITTEN AND VOICE ACTED SO EXTREMELY POORLY THAT IT WRAPPED AROUND TO BEING MILDLY CHARMING. LIKE I AM HAVING A HARD TIME CALIBRATING MY BRAIN ON WHAT LEVEL OF IRONY THEY ARE WORKING ON TO HAVE SOME WEIRD FU MAN CU ASIAN ACCENT GUY SAYING HE INVENTED A SPELL TO MAKE WOMEN UNABLE TO SPEAK "FOR MEN EVERYWHERE". 
  
 
PS. IT'S BEEN LIKE 50 YEARS, SOMEONE NEEDS TO PUT THEIR FOOT DOWN AT SOME POINT AND TELL STUFF THAT ZATHURA TALKING BACKWARDS IS NOT AND NEVER WILL SEEM COOL AND HAS SOUNDED STUPID IN EVERY SINGLE THING THEY HAVE DONE IT IN. 

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