Ghost in the Shell [movie]
THIS WAS SO WEIRD, IT WAS BARELY A MOVIE, IT WAS JUST EVERY SINGLE THING THAT EVER HAPPENED IN ANYTHING GHOST IN THE SHELL EVER WITH "REMEMBER WHEN THIS HAPPENED?" TOTALLY DISCONNECTED FROM ANY CONTEXT. LIKE REMEMBER IN THE FIRST MOVIE SOMEONE'S FINGERS CAME APART AND THEY TYPED REALLY FAST? THAT HAPPENED. REMEMBER IN THE SECOND MOVIE A GESHA' S HEAD SPLIT OPEN AND THEN IT SCREAMED? THAT HAPPENED. REMEMBER IN THE MANGA WHEN SHE HAD E-CYBER LESBIAN INTERNET SEX? THAT HAPPENED IN THIS. (BUT THIS TIME JUST BECAUSE SHE WANTED TO TOUCH HUMAN LIPS, INSTEAD OF BECAUSE SHE LACKED PENIS NERVES SO HAD TO BE CYBER-GAY). I LIKE THE ONLY THING THEY FELT THE NEED TO EXPLAIN IS WHY BATOU HAD SUCH STUPID LOOKING EYES.
PS. HOLY CRAP, THIS MOVIE HAS ALWAYS GOTTEN A LOT OF FLACK FOR WHITEWASHING LONG BEFORE IT CAME OUT AND GOD, I ASSUMED IT'D JUST BE THE REGULAR KIND WHERE THEY TRANSPLANT A STORY AND ERASE THE ORIGINAL. LIKE MAYBE IT'D BE SET IN CYBER SEATTLE OR SOMETHING. BUT NOPE, IT WAS STILL SET IN JAPAN (NOW I'VE BEEN PLACES AND IT WAS CLEARLY FILMED IN CHINA BUT WELP, THEY SAID JAPAN) AND EVERYONE HAD JAPANESE NAMES AND ALSO SCARLET JOHANSON HAD ASIAN PARENTS AND, WHAT?
PS. HOLY CRAP, THIS MOVIE HAS ALWAYS GOTTEN A LOT OF FLACK FOR WHITEWASHING LONG BEFORE IT CAME OUT AND GOD, I ASSUMED IT'D JUST BE THE REGULAR KIND WHERE THEY TRANSPLANT A STORY AND ERASE THE ORIGINAL. LIKE MAYBE IT'D BE SET IN CYBER SEATTLE OR SOMETHING. BUT NOPE, IT WAS STILL SET IN JAPAN (NOW I'VE BEEN PLACES AND IT WAS CLEARLY FILMED IN CHINA BUT WELP, THEY SAID JAPAN) AND EVERYONE HAD JAPANESE NAMES AND ALSO SCARLET JOHANSON HAD ASIAN PARENTS AND, WHAT?
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