OtherLife [movie]

I LIKE THAT I SAID 'OH, THIS IS JUST LIKE THAT EPISODE OF DS9" THEN BY THE TIME I SAID THAT THEY JUST MADE IT EVEN MORE THAT EPISODE OF DS9. THIS WAS JUST THAT EPISODE OF DS9 BUT WORSE.
 
PS. ALSO I FEEL LIKE I REALLY LOST TRACK OF WHAT WAS EVEN HAPPENING BY THE END OF THIS MOVIE. THE WHOLE SECOND HALF OF THE PLOT JUST FELT LIKE NOTHING.

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