The Christmas Prince [movie]

I WATCHED THIS MOVIE BECAUSE THE NETFLIX TWITTER WAS MAKING FUN OF PEOPLE WATCHING THIS MOVIE AND THAT IS SOME REALLY META 2017 ADVERTISING. I AM NOT REALLY SURE WHY A BUNCH OF THINGS THAT WEREN'T WEDDINGS WERE CONDUCTED IN THE FORM OF WEDDINGS OR WHY THE KING WOULD CHANGE THE LAW BY HIDING THE NEW LAW INSIDE OF AN ACORN.
 

PS. THIS IS A MEAN THING TO SAY  BUT JESUS CHRIST WHY DOES PRINCESS EMILY LOOK LIKE SOMEONE TOOK AN ALIEN THEN TRIED TO DRAPE HUMAN SKIN OVER IT OR SOMETHING. IS SHE A BALDING 12 YEAR OLD?

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