The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild [game,amazing]

OH GEEZ, THIS GAME IS NEAR PERFECT. THEY JUST KEPT ADDING SYSTEMS. EVERYTHING THAT EXISTS REACTS TO EVERY OTHER THING THAT EXISTS. I ABSOLUTELY LEGITIMATELY LOVE WALKING INTO A SHRINE AND THE FEELING OF UNDERSTANDING THAT THEY HAD A SOLUTION IN MIND BUT THAT HEART OF THE GAME IS LINK IN THE CORNER TOTALLY FUCKING UP THE PUZZLE. ON THE OTHER HAND I LOVED THIS GAME SO MUCH IT FILLED ME WITH GUILT. I BEAT 80 SHRINES (60 REAL ONES AND 20 DLC ONES) AND GOT THE MOTORCYCLE AND ALL THE DIVINE BEAST POWERS AND ALL THE POWER UPGRADES AND THE FULLY POWERED MASTER SWORD (FINAL TRIAL IS THE HARDEST THING IN A GAME IN FOREVER!) AND PLAYED OVER 80 HOURS OF THIS GAME BUT ALL I FEEL IS GUILT FOR NOT DOING MORE! THIS GAME HAS SO MUCH CONTENT IT JUST MADE ME FEEL BAD ABOUT HOW MUCH I WASN'T DOING! I ONLY GOT 40 OF THE 900 KOROK SEEDS! I GOT BARELY ANY OF THE MEMORIES!
 


PS. I HEARD THE JOKES BUT JESUS CHRIST PEOPLE ARE RIGHT THAT THE DEFAULT INTERACTION WITH EVERY PERSON IN THE WHOLE WORLD IS EVERYONE BEING EXTREMELY HORNY FOR LINK.

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