Pacific Rim Uprising [movie]

UGG, IT'S NOT LIKE THIS MOVIE WAS TERRIBLE BUT IT WAS SO FORGETTABLE. THE FIRST MOVIE FELT LIKE IT WAS DEEPLY AND PROFOUNDLY STUPID BUT PLAYED IT SO STRAIGHT AND WAS SO SURE OF ITSELF BEING COOL THAT IT KINDA MADE IT SEEM COOL, THIS MOVIE HAD STUFF THAT SHOULD HAVE BEEN COOL BUT THE MOVIE FELT LIKE IT HAD TO KEEP REMINDING EVERYONE HOW STUPID IT WAS UNTIL EVERYTHING JUST SEEMED STUPID. EVERY PART FELT LIKE SOME UNIMPORTANT SCENE SETTING UP THE REAL MOVIE UNTIL THE END CREDITS PLAYED AND IT TURNED OUT NOTHING HAPPENED AND HALF KAIJU/HALF JAGER PRODUCTION MODELS WAS ACTUALLY MADE BORING SOMEHOW.
 

PS. THANKS FOR THE YEARS OLD INTERNET MEMES MOVIE, TOTALLY THAT IS WHAT THIS MOVIE NEEDED IN THE BIG SCENE.

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