Transformers: The Last Knight [movie]

THIS ISN'T NEWS TO ANYONE BUT GOOD LORD THIS MOVIE IS BAD AND BORING. IT COMES UP WITH SO MANY HUGE PLOT POINTS THEN DOESN'T MENTION THEM AGAIN FOR HOURS. LIKE IT'S GOT MERLIN'S GRAND DAUGHTER AND EXCALIBUR AND THEY KILL GOD AND OPTIMUS PRIME IS EVIL AND CYBERTRON IS STEALING THE EARTH'S GEOTHERMAL HEAT AND HARIOT TUBMAN HAD A TRANSFORMER AND LIKE 50 THINGS ARE HAPPENING AND NONE OF IT MATTERS.
 
PS. THE ONLY GOOD PART IS WHEN THEY FIRST CAPTURED THE MERLIN GIRL THEN THEY CUT TO A SHOT OF HER ROLLING SO FAR DOWN A HILL. I DON'T LAUGH OUT LOUD AT MOVIES MUCH BUT THAT GOT ME. I DON'T EVEN KNOW IF IT WAS A JOKE OR WHAT, BUT IT WAS SO FAR!

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