The Predator [movie]

The Predator [movie]

THIS MOVIE WAS AMAZINGLY BAD AND I KINDA LIKED IT. I LOVE THAT I DIDN'T ACTUALLY LOOK AT ANYTHING ABOUT THIS MOVIE BEFORE GOING TO SEE IT SO I WAS TOTALLY UNAWARE IT EVEN WAS A COMEDY SO THE FIRST HOUR OR SO WAS A REAL 'WHAT THE HELL IS HAPPENING?" AS EVERYTHING WAS LIKE 80% STUPIDER THAN I WOULD EXPECT A PREDATOR MOVIE TO BE.  SERIOUSLY THE PLOT OF THIS MOVIE AND RETROACTIVELY EVERY PREDATOR MOVIE WAS TRYING TO PREVENT A PREDATOR FROM GETTING ASPERGERS BECAUSE IF IT DID IT'D BE UNSTOPPABLE. LIKE THAT ISN'T ME SAYING A DUMB THING, THE PREDATORS LITERALLY CANONICALLY CAME TO EARTH SPECIFICALLY TO STEAL OUR ASPERGERS DISEASES.

PS: I THINK THIS WHOLE MOVIE EXISTS TO GIVE PREDATORS THE WEAKNESS THAT THEY CAN'T ATTACK YOU IF YOU ARE NAKED. IT WAS A RANDOM SCENE AND I FEEL LIKE IT'S INCLUDED JUST TO POISON THE LORE FOREVER WITH THAT CONCEPT.

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