Chopping Mall [movie]

Chopping Mall [movie]

MAN, THIS WAS ALMOST GREAT. IT CAME SO CLOSE, IT HAD EVERY BAD SPECIAL EFFECT AND ABSURD 80S HORROR PREMISE TO MAKE A PERFECT BAD HORROR MOVIE, EVERYTHING WAS JUST LIKE 20% TOO SLOW. EVERY SINGLE THING THAT HAPPENED JUST WENT ON JUST SO SLIGHTLY TOO LONG TO THE POINT EVERYTHING THAT SHOULD HAVE BEEN OVER THE TOP CRAZY WAS JUST BORING.

PS. HER NOT HAVING GIANT AREOLA AT THE END OF THAT PIZZA THING WAS THE GREATEST CRIME EVER COMMITTED.

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