Mark of the Ninja [game]

Mark of the Ninja [game]

THIS GAME IS FINE. IT'S VERY EXTREMELY AVERAGE. I DON'T HATE IT BUT I DON'T REALLY LOVE IT AT ALL. BUT IT GOT HUGELY PERFECT REVIEWS AND EVERYONE LOVED IT. I THINK IT MUST BE THAT IT CAME OUT IN 2012 WHERE DOWNLOADABLE GAMES WERE STILL BAD? AND THIS BEING NOT BAD WAS CONFUSED WITH AMAZING? LIKE DIFFERENCES IN TASTE ARE A THING AND MAYBE I DON'T NEED AN EXPLANATION WHY PEOPLE LIKE A THING I DON'T BUT THIS GAME SEEMS AGGRESSIVELY AVERAGE. NOT BAD, AVERAGE.

PS.  THERE IS TWO ENDINGS AND I PICKED THE 'KILL THE GIRL' ENDING AND I REFUSE TO EVER EVEN LOOK WHAT THE OTHER ENDING WAS OR IF IT HAD A BOSS FIGHT OR WAS THE REAL ENDING OR WHAT, THE IDEA THE KILL THE GIRL ENDING IS CANON IS THE ONE PART OF THE GAME I GENUINELY LIKE. 

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