Fallout 76 [game]

Fallout 76 [game]

MAN, THIS GAME IS EXACTLY AS BAD AS YOU HEARD IT WAS. I PUT ABOUT 80 HOURS IN (IT DOESN'T TRACK TIME DIRECTLY BUT I GOT THE 'PLAY 76 HOURS' ACHIEVEMENT) AND NOTHING IS RIGHT ABOUT THIS GAME. LIKE IT'S WEIRD HOW MUCH IS GOOD ABOUT THIS AND HOW IT FEELS LIKE THE GAME JUST DOESN'T EVER FINISH LOADING OR SOMETHING. LIKE THERE IS A WHOLE HAND CRAFTED JUMPING PUZZLE WITH A HOUSE THAT HAD A GIANT MUTANT TREE UNDER IT, IT'S REALLY NEAT. BUT GAMEPLAY WISE? YOU GET TO THE TOP AND ALL THAT IS THERE IS LITERALLY A NOTE THAT SAYS "I CAN'T WAIT TO PISS OFF THIS" AND LIKE THE GAME IS OBSESSED WITH HAVING JOINABLE FACTIONS LIKE IT'S ALWAYS REALLY CLEAR YOU AREN'T STEALING KEYCARDS OR SOMETHING TO GET ACCESS TO THINGS, YOU PERSONALLY ARE IN THE FACTION, BUT EVERYONE ELSE IS DEAD AND THERE IS LIKE 3 CHARACTERS IN THE WHOLE GAME AND EVERY QUEST ENDS WITH YOU WALKING IN A ROOM TO MEET THE PERSON THE QUEST YOU WERE DOING AND THEN "OH NO! THEY ARE A SKELETON, THEY DIED 5 MINUTES BEFORE YOU GOT HERE!". THE THING IS THOUGH, I LIKE THIS GENRE ENDLESSLY AND NO ONE SHOULD BUY THIS GAME UNLESS YOU ARE LIKE ME WHO ALSO LOVED TWO WORLDS II OR SOMETHING. I JUST WANNA PLAY HOUSE AND DRESSUP AND THE GAME IS KINDA GOOD FOR THAT. ON THE OTHER HAND THE WAY I KNOW I'M DONE WITH THIS GAME IS THAT I DID THE LAST BIG QUEST (LAUNCH A NUKE) THEN THE SERVER CRASHED. WELP! BUT I PLAYED SO SO MUCH OF THIS AND IT'S SO BAD AND NO ONE ELSE SHOULD BUY THIS BAD GAME BUT I STILL KINDA REALLY ENJOYED IT? SORT OF?

PS. DESCRIBING THIS GAME AS MY FRIEND DESCRIBED THEIR HAND MADE SCRAP BLANKET: I MADE IT  OUT OF SCRAP YARN, AND IT'S A LITTLE UGLY, BECAUSE IT'S NOT EXCELLENT COLOR COMPOSITION, BUT IT'S ALSO WARM AND COMFY SO IT HAS SOME CHARM, AND I REALLY LIKE IT

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