Glittermitten Grove [game]

Glittermitten Grove [game]

DAMN IT. I HAVE REALLY MIXED FEELINGS ABOUT THIS. OR RATHER I PAID 3 DOLLARS FOR THIS AND I AM PRETTY SURE IF I HAD PAID 25 DOLLARS FOR THIS LIKE IS THE FULL PRICE THAT I WOULDN'T BE SAYING MIXED FEELINGS. THIS GAME IS FINE, EVERYTHING IS FINE, THE CENTRAL EARLY 90S SHAREWARE TEXT MODE GAME IS LIKE, CLEVER AND CUTE, STUFF LIKE BATTLE CHESS ARE LIKE "OH COOL, SOMEONE HAD A REAL IDEA FOR A MINIGAME" AND BIKER CHICKS HAS LIKE 100 UNLOCKABLE CHARACTERS AND THEY ARE ALL REAL FULLY MADE CHARACTERS AND STUFF LIKE THE OBAMA SHAVER GAME WAS LEGITIMATELY HILARIOUS, BUT LIKE, DAMN IT, THERE IS JUST NOTHING TO THIS, IT'S NOT LIKE THE GAMES IN FROG FRACTIONS WERE GREAT GAMES,BUT IT WAS THE EXTREME EVER EXPANDING INSANITY THAT MADE IT, THE CONTINUOUS STORY WHERE IT WAS THE SAME FROG DOING A BUNCH OF STUFF WITH REASONING WHY, NOT JUST SOME PART YOU TOUCH A COLORED SQUARE THEN HAVE TO PLAY "WHAT IF IT WAS FLAPPY BIRD BUT COOKIE CLICKER ALSO" FOR A FEW MINUTES. THE ONLY PART THAT DID IT REALLY RIGHT WAS THE PART YOU ARE TRYING TO ARREST MEMBERS OF THE BAND KORN WHO ARE IN HELL BY PLAYING WHERE IN THE WORLD IS CARMEN SANDIEGO AND THE SUSPECT INFO BOOK IS JUST THE ENTIRE TEXT OF DANTE'S INFERNO BECAUSE THAT PLAYED INTO THE ONGOING BONUS TEXT STUFF BEING A WEIRD NARRATIVE HISTORY OF THE BAND KORN THAT RAPIDLY DEGRADED INTO NONSENSE MIXED WITH AN ACTUAL OLD GAME, NOTHING ELSE FIT LIKE THAT, EVEN THE OTHER FUNNY PARTS.

PS. IT'S FUNNY THAT GLITTERMITTEN GROVE WAS ACTUALLY PRETTY FUN, I DON'T HATE THIS GAME, I DON'T WANT TO BE TOO DOWN ON IT BECAUSE IT HAD LOTS OF CUTE STUFF BUT MAN I THINK I'D HAVE BEEN HAPPIER IF THEY HAD JUST MADE GLITTERMITTEN GROVE THE REAL GAME AND JUST HAD INFERNO DETECTIVES AND OBAMA SHAVER BE A WEB GAME.

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