Captain Marvel [movie]
Captain Marvel [movie]
THIS ONE IS REAL WEIRD. THE FIRST HOUR AND 15 MINUTES IS JUST ABSOLUTELY UTTERLY CHARMLESS. IT'S LIKE THE DEFINITION OF TECHNICALLY PROFICIENT BUT HEARTLESS FILM MAKING. WITH LIKE ONE CUTE LINE (YOU ARE OBJECTIVELY PHYSICALLY ATTRACTIVE/THANK YOU) THEN THERE IS A SHIFT IN THE PLOTTING OF THE MOVIE AND AFTER THAT THE MOVIE IS GREAT. MARVEL IS A VERY THOR LIKE CHARACTER AND THE FIRST TWO THOR MOVIES WERE CHORES TO WATCH THEN EVERYONE LOVED THE LAST ONE AND IT ALMOST FEELS LIKE SOMEONE WAS TRYING TO INVOKE THAT IN FAST MOTION OR SOMETHING.
PS. ON THE OTHER HAND, YIKES, THAT HAD SOME PRETTY DIRE QUEERBAITING FOR A MOVIE THAT CAME OUT IN 2019. IT DIDN'T EVEN FEEL LIKE ADVENTURE TIME STYLE 'HEY, WE KNOW, WE CAN'T SAY IT BUT COME ON" LIKE WHY WOULD YOU EVEN FILM THAT KISS SCENE!? (THEY DIDN'T FILM A KISS SCENE). JUST LET RAMBO KISS HER WIFE!
THIS ONE IS REAL WEIRD. THE FIRST HOUR AND 15 MINUTES IS JUST ABSOLUTELY UTTERLY CHARMLESS. IT'S LIKE THE DEFINITION OF TECHNICALLY PROFICIENT BUT HEARTLESS FILM MAKING. WITH LIKE ONE CUTE LINE (YOU ARE OBJECTIVELY PHYSICALLY ATTRACTIVE/THANK YOU) THEN THERE IS A SHIFT IN THE PLOTTING OF THE MOVIE AND AFTER THAT THE MOVIE IS GREAT. MARVEL IS A VERY THOR LIKE CHARACTER AND THE FIRST TWO THOR MOVIES WERE CHORES TO WATCH THEN EVERYONE LOVED THE LAST ONE AND IT ALMOST FEELS LIKE SOMEONE WAS TRYING TO INVOKE THAT IN FAST MOTION OR SOMETHING.
PS. ON THE OTHER HAND, YIKES, THAT HAD SOME PRETTY DIRE QUEERBAITING FOR A MOVIE THAT CAME OUT IN 2019. IT DIDN'T EVEN FEEL LIKE ADVENTURE TIME STYLE 'HEY, WE KNOW, WE CAN'T SAY IT BUT COME ON" LIKE WHY WOULD YOU EVEN FILM THAT KISS SCENE!? (THEY DIDN'T FILM A KISS SCENE). JUST LET RAMBO KISS HER WIFE!
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