A Dog's Journey [movie]

A Dog's Journey [movie]

THE TIME LINE ON THIS IS LIKE INCOMPREHENSIBLE. LIKE BAILEY DIED RIGHT OFF THEN LIKE, I GUESS HAD TO SPEND LIKE 8 YEARS BEING PURIFIED IN DOG HELL BEFORE RETURNING? OR MAYBE OLD BAILEY LIVED FOR LIKE 8 YEARS AFTER ALREADY BEING ELDERLY? THEN MOLY LIVED AND DIED OVER 10 YEARS, AND BIG DOG????? GREW TO FULL GROWN IN A DAY THEN DIED INSTANTLY THE NEXT DAY? LIVED FOR A DECADE AND IT TOOK HANNA(?) LIKE 10 YEARS TO DRIVE FROM NEW CHICAGO TO NEW YORK? THEN MAX WAS EXACTLY 8 MONTHS OLD AND IF LIKE SHE LIVED IN NEW YORK FOR 8 MONTHS I GUESS THAT IS FINE, BUT IF SHE WAS LIKE 35 OR SOMETHING THEN THE MEAN GIRLFRIEND WAS LIKE, SUPER RIGHT THAT SHE WAS KINDA A LOSER.

PS. I LIKE THAT THE DOG NEVER ACTUALLY PROTECTED CJ IN ANY ACTUAL WAY AT ANY POINT. LIKE THERE WAS A WHOLE SUBPLOT ABOUT A MAN TRYING TO MURDER HER AND DOG'S WHOLE REACTION TO THAT WAS TO POINTLESSLY DIE IN A CAR CRASH THEN HIM TO JUST FIDDLE WITH HIS HAT AND DRIVE AWAY. THEN THE WHOLE STORY OF A WHOLE SERIES OF UNRELATED FATEFUL EVENTS CAUSES IT TO SAVE WHATS HIS NAME'S LIFE FROM CANCER.

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