A Dog's Journey [movie]
A Dog's Journey [movie]
THE TIME LINE ON THIS IS LIKE INCOMPREHENSIBLE. LIKE BAILEY DIED RIGHT OFF THEN LIKE, I GUESS HAD TO SPEND LIKE 8 YEARS BEING PURIFIED IN DOG HELL BEFORE RETURNING? OR MAYBE OLD BAILEY LIVED FOR LIKE 8 YEARS AFTER ALREADY BEING ELDERLY? THEN MOLY LIVED AND DIED OVER 10 YEARS, AND BIG DOG????? GREW TO FULL GROWN IN A DAY THEN DIED INSTANTLY THE NEXT DAY? LIVED FOR A DECADE AND IT TOOK HANNA(?) LIKE 10 YEARS TO DRIVE FROM NEW CHICAGO TO NEW YORK? THEN MAX WAS EXACTLY 8 MONTHS OLD AND IF LIKE SHE LIVED IN NEW YORK FOR 8 MONTHS I GUESS THAT IS FINE, BUT IF SHE WAS LIKE 35 OR SOMETHING THEN THE MEAN GIRLFRIEND WAS LIKE, SUPER RIGHT THAT SHE WAS KINDA A LOSER.
PS. I LIKE THAT THE DOG NEVER ACTUALLY PROTECTED CJ IN ANY ACTUAL WAY AT ANY POINT. LIKE THERE WAS A WHOLE SUBPLOT ABOUT A MAN TRYING TO MURDER HER AND DOG'S WHOLE REACTION TO THAT WAS TO POINTLESSLY DIE IN A CAR CRASH THEN HIM TO JUST FIDDLE WITH HIS HAT AND DRIVE AWAY. THEN THE WHOLE STORY OF A WHOLE SERIES OF UNRELATED FATEFUL EVENTS CAUSES IT TO SAVE WHATS HIS NAME'S LIFE FROM CANCER.
THE TIME LINE ON THIS IS LIKE INCOMPREHENSIBLE. LIKE BAILEY DIED RIGHT OFF THEN LIKE, I GUESS HAD TO SPEND LIKE 8 YEARS BEING PURIFIED IN DOG HELL BEFORE RETURNING? OR MAYBE OLD BAILEY LIVED FOR LIKE 8 YEARS AFTER ALREADY BEING ELDERLY? THEN MOLY LIVED AND DIED OVER 10 YEARS, AND BIG DOG????? GREW TO FULL GROWN IN A DAY THEN DIED INSTANTLY THE NEXT DAY? LIVED FOR A DECADE AND IT TOOK HANNA(?) LIKE 10 YEARS TO DRIVE FROM NEW CHICAGO TO NEW YORK? THEN MAX WAS EXACTLY 8 MONTHS OLD AND IF LIKE SHE LIVED IN NEW YORK FOR 8 MONTHS I GUESS THAT IS FINE, BUT IF SHE WAS LIKE 35 OR SOMETHING THEN THE MEAN GIRLFRIEND WAS LIKE, SUPER RIGHT THAT SHE WAS KINDA A LOSER.
PS. I LIKE THAT THE DOG NEVER ACTUALLY PROTECTED CJ IN ANY ACTUAL WAY AT ANY POINT. LIKE THERE WAS A WHOLE SUBPLOT ABOUT A MAN TRYING TO MURDER HER AND DOG'S WHOLE REACTION TO THAT WAS TO POINTLESSLY DIE IN A CAR CRASH THEN HIM TO JUST FIDDLE WITH HIS HAT AND DRIVE AWAY. THEN THE WHOLE STORY OF A WHOLE SERIES OF UNRELATED FATEFUL EVENTS CAUSES IT TO SAVE WHATS HIS NAME'S LIFE FROM CANCER.
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