An American Hippie in Israel [movie, amazing]

An American Hippie in Israel [movie, amazing]

HOLY CRAP, THIS IS IT, THIS IS THE SORT OF MOVIE I'VE BEEN HOPING TO FIND, THIS MOVIE IS AMAZING. IT'S LIKE, A VIETNAM VET HIPPIE HAS RUN TO ISRAEL AND START A HIPPIE COMMUNE, HOWEVER EVERYONE IS QUICKLY MURDERED BY A SET OF MIME LIKE 'CREEPS' AND THE 4 SURVIVING MEMBERS IMMEDIATELY DECIDE TO START A UTOPIAN ISLAND. THERE IS THEN LIKE AN HOUR OF THEM WANDERING AROUND POINTLESSLY TO A BUNCH OF HOME MADE SINGING. THEY THEN END UP ON THEIR ISLAND AND ART TRAPPED BY SHARKS AND IMMEDIATELY WITHIN A SINGLE DAY LOSE THE ABILITY TO SPEAK AND HAVE A NAKED FIGHT TO THE DEATH AND ALL DIE, AT WHICH POINT THE CREEPS STEAL THEIR CAR AND THE MOVIE ENDS.

PS. THIS MOVIE HAS A BUNCH TOO MANY LONG SHOTS OF SCENERY BUT I CAN NOT EVEN BEGIN TO START TO TALK ABOUT THE NUMBER OF ABSURD NONSENSE SCENES IN THIS. LIKE A CHARACTER CLAIMS HE IS GOING TO "FLAKE OUT' THEN IT CUTS TO A DREAM SEQUENCE OF HIM FAILING TO RUN UP A SAND HILL SO HE CAN VERY WEAKLY TAP SOME MEN WITH TAPE RECORDERS FOR HEADS WITH A GIANT PRETEND HAMMER. I DO APPRECIATE THAT MY FIRST REACTION SEEING THE ISLAND IS ME THINKING "WHAT A CRAPPY ISLAND, IT'S JUST A ROCK" AND THEN WITHIN 24 HOURS THEY ARE EATING BARNACLES AND LOSING THE POWER OF SPEECH TO HAVE A NUDE FIGHT TO THE DEATH BECAUSE THEIR UTOPIA COLLAPSES SO FAST FOR LIKE, NO REASON.

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