spookies [movie]

spookies [movie]

THE DEAL WITH THIS MOVIE IS THEY MADE THE MOVIE, THEN DIDN'T RELEASE IT, THEN RESHOT ABOUT 50% OF THE MOVIE WITHOUT THE ORIGINAL ACTORS. SO LIKE INSTEAD OF SPIRITS IN A HAUNTED HOUSE KILLING THEM IT'S ACTUALLY A GERMAN WARLOCK SITTING IN A ROOM THAT THEY CUT TO SO HE CAN TELL YOU HE TOTALLY PLANNED EVERYTHING THAT HAPPENED IN THE OTHER MOVIE AND THEY CAN EDIT HIS PHOTO INTO SCENES OR DUB HIM OVER A WOMAN SPEAKING. IT'S ALSO GREAT BECAUSE THE ORIGINAL MOVIE LOOKED CHEAP BUT THE MONSTER DESIGNS WERE LIKE, REASONABLY ORIGINAL AND DECENT, AND THEN THE EDITED IN MONSTERS ARE LIKE, THE ABSOLUTE MOST TERRIBLE COSTUMES EVER. ALSO: THEY EDITED FART NOISES IN EVERY TIME ONE OF THE MONSTERS MOVED FOR NO DISCERNIBLE REASON.

PS. I THINK THE BEST DUMB MOVIE PART MIGHT HAVE BEEN IN THE ORIGINAL THOUGH? THEY KNOCK AN LIVING GRIM REAPER STATUE OFF A ROOF AND IT JUST EXPLODES LIKE A BOMB FOR ABSOLUTELY NO REASON. NO WAIT, THE ACTUAL BEST PART IS THE TEENS ASKING "DOES ANYONE LIVE HERE?" ABOUT THE HOUSE AND DUBBED IN WARLOCK SAYING "SOMEONE LIVES HERE..... FOREVER!"

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