The Girl Who Returned [movie]

The Girl Who Returned [movie]

THE PROBLEM WITH WATCHING AWFUL OLD MOVIES ON YOUTUBE IS THEY ALL SUCK. THIS IS A MOVIE ABOUT A WORLD WHERE THE ONLY COUNTRIES ARE LUXEMBOURG AND MONGOLIA AND ONLY WOMEN LIVE IN LUXEMBOURG AND ONLY MEN LIVE IN MONGOLIA AND THEY HAVE OLYMPICS EVERY 4 YEARS AND ABOUT A GIRL WHO HATES THE TRAINING AND RUNS AWAY TO TRY TO START A NEW GOLDEN AGE WHERE THE TWO LIVE TOGETHER. BUT THE MOVIE IS FILMED ON A SOUNDLESS CAMERA IN 1969 WITH NO DIALOG EXCEPT NARRATION AND WEIRD ANIMAL SOUNDS GIBBERISH WHEN PEOPLE TALK AND THE STORY KINDA JUST GOES OFF THE RAILS AND DOESN'T RESOLVE OR PROGRESS AFTER A CERTAIN POINT.

PS. ON THE OTHER HAND I MILDLY LIKE HOW INNOCENT THIS MOVIE IS, LIKE A WOMAN WALKS OUT OF THE WOODS EXPECTING TO BE A SAVIOR AND WALKS RIGHT UP TO A GROUP OF TOUGH BOYS AND THEY IMMEDIATELY CIRCLE AROUND HER AND I GOT A REAL 'GOD, I DON'T LIKE WHERE THIS IS GOING" FEELING BUT THEY KINDA JUST.... MOCK THAT HER OLYMPIC RUNNING STYLE? THEN PUSH HER OVER AND LEAVE? LIKE A GROUP OF LITTLE KIDS? IT WAS VERY MILD FOR A MOVIE THAT WAS GOING SO HARD ON FILLING TIME BY JUST HAVING LONG SHOTS OF GIRLS EXERCISING AND STUFF.

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