A.M.I [movie]

A.M.I [movie]

I THINK IT JUST MISSES EARNING THE 'AMAZING' TAG, WHICH IS THE HIGHEST HONOR I BESTOW ON A MOVIE, BUT THIS MOVIE IS EXTREMELY AMAZING. IT IS A HORROR MOVIE ABOUT EVIL SIRI BUT THE WHOLE THING IS JUST WRITTEN IN THIS AMAZINGLY BAFFLING TONE WHERE NO ONE HAS ANY MOTIVATIONS THAT MAKE ANY SENSE AND ALL THE DIALOG IS HORRIBLE IN A TOTALLY AMAZING WAY. LIKE EVERYONE IS A JACKASS BUT EVERYONE'S MOTIVATIONS ARE NONEXISTANT. LIKE BAD FRIEND GIRL'S PLOT IS SUCH A LONG CON AND SO POINTLESS, AND EVEN AMI IS INCOMPREHENSIBLE ON WHY IT'S EVIL. EVEN THE MAIN GIRL JUST HAS VAGUE 'HEAD INJURY" AS A REASON WHY SHE IS A MURDERER. WHICH THEY CONVEY BY HER TAKING ANTI-CAT STRANGLING PILLS.

PS. I CAN'T DECIDE IF THE BEST SCENE IS THE EXTREMELY OVER THE TOP FINAL SCENE OR THE SCENE THEY DO COMPUTER VISION OF AMI CALCULATING SARAH LOOKING AT LIAM'S DICK. OR LITERALLY ANY SCENE OF LIAM INTERACTING WITH JOCK AMI.

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