Aniara [movie, amazing]

Aniara [movie, amazing]

THIS IS THE MOST LARS VON TRIER MOVIE EVER MADE THAT WASN'T MADE BY ACTUAL LARS VON TRIER AND IS IN SWEDISH. IT IS HOPELESS, IT'S ABOUT A WOMAN SCREAMING AND CRYING AND THE TITLE MEANS 'DESPAIR". I DON'T KNOW, I REALLY DO LIKE THIS MOVIE AN AWFUL LOT. IT'S LIKE TAKING THE ONLY GOOD EPISODE OF VOYAGER AND MAKING THAT A MOVIE. LIKE THERE IS PARTS YOU THINK IT'S GOING TO BE SOMETHING ELSE, LIKE THEY SET UP OTHER PLOTS AND I KEPT THINKING "MAN, I WISH THEY WOULD JUST MAKE THIS MOVIE" AND THEN THE OTHER PLOTS ARE ALL RED HERRINGS AND YUP, THIS MOVIE IS JUST THAT. I ALSO LIKE HOW MUCH SHE LIKES HER AGE APPROPRIATE LESBIAN GIRLFRIEND'S BUTT, THAT WAS V. CUTE (HER LIKING IT, NOT THE BUTT, IT WAS A VERY AVERAGE BUTT AND THAT IS REALLY WHY IT WAS SO CHARMING TO HAVE HER JUST GETTING ALL FLUSTERED LOOKING AT HER CRUSH).

PS. I WAS REALLY GOING TO COMPLAIN THE TECHNOLOGY MADE ABSOLUTELY ZERO SENSE AND THAT I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT THE HECK THE MIRA WAS BUT LIKE, THIS IS APPARENTLY A STORY FROM A HUNDRED PAGE LONG 1950S SWEDISH POEM WRITTEN BY A NOBEL PRIZE WINNER. MIRA IS VERY VERY MUCH 1950S SCI-FI TECHNOLOGY JUST BEING ALIVE FOR NO REASON AND BEING BASED ON A TOTALLY NONSENSE CONCEPT.

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