The Invisible Man [movie]

The Invisible Man [movie]

WEIRD, THIS MOVIE WAS ACTUALLY GOOD. IT TOOK THE LAMEST UNIVERSAL MONSTER AND FIGURED OUT WHAT TO DO WITH IT: MAKE THE INVISIBLE MAN A NON CHARACTER THEN HAVE IT BE AN EXTENDED METAPHOR FOR ABUSE. THAT IS ACTUALLY REALLY NEAT. ON THE OTHER HAND, LOL, GOD, HE'S NOT A GHOST. THIS MOVIE IS HILARIOUS IF YOU ACTUALLY IMAGINE HIM DOING ANY OF THE STUFF HE DOES. LIKE SOMEONE NEEDS TO EDIT THIS MOVIE FOR YOUTUBE TO ADD HIM BACK IN VISIBLE, LIKE THERE IS SO MANY SCENES HE MUST JUST BE THERE STANDING PERFECTLY STILL FOR LIKE 20 MINUTES JUST WAITING TO SLOWLY MOVE AN OBJECT SLIGHTLY TO BE LIKE, VAGUELY SPOOKY. LIKE IT'S DEEPEST INTO "IT'S A METAPHOR, IT DOESN'T MATTER" IN THE CELLS, BUT LIKE, WHAT EVEN IS THE PREMISE OF WHAT HE DOES ALL DAY? JUST STAND THERE WAITING TO BE SPOOKY? HE'S RIGHT IN THE ROOM WHEN SHE HAS THE PEN, IT'S A SEALED ROOM THAT IS LIKE 5 FEET ACROSS, IS HE DOING DANCE MOVES TO NOT JUST BE CONSTANTLY RUNNING INTO HER EVERY TIME SHE MOVES AROUND?

PS. NO NOT THAT ONE.

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