Possessions [game]

Possessions [game]

THIS GAME ISN'T BAD, IT'S JUST A GAME THAT IS MADE FOR A GRANDMA THAT CAN'T ROTATE A CAMERA, AND SO I BEAT THE WHOLE GAME IN LIKE 15 MINUTES AND SOLVED A BUNCH OF THE PUZZLES IN LIKE SECONDS. APPLE ARCADE I GUESS.

PS. THE STORY IS BONKERS. MAYBE I AM WILDLY MISINTERPRETING THE SILENT ANIMATION LESS DIARAHMAS BUT THIS GAME HAS A TYPICAL CATS IN THE CRADLE STORY FOR 95% OF IT WITH A DAD IGNORING HIS SON TO GO WORK AND MAKE MONEY AND YOU SPEND THE WHOLE GAME FIXING THEIR RICH PERSON TRASH AS THE FAMILY RELATIONSHIP FALLS APART, AND THE ENDING IS SO CLEARLY GOING TO BE THE LAST LEVEL SLIDING THE FAMILY BACK TOGETHER INSTEAD OF A BROKEN MARBLE STATUE OR SOMETHING, BUT NOPE! ON LEVEL 33 OUT OF 34 THE SON KISSES A BOY THEN ON LEVEL 34 OUT OF 34 DRAWS AN UPSIDE DOWN CROSS OVER HIS FACE IN THE FAMILY PORTRAIT AND KILLS HIMSELF. OR SOMETHING. IT'S VERY CONFUSING.

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