Cemetery Man [movie]

Cemetery Man [movie]

I LOVE HOW MUCH THIS KEEPS SETTING UP THE THINGS YOU THINK A MOVIE WOULD BE ABOUT THEN JUST CONTINUOUSLY GOES ON TO SOMETHING ELSE AND LIKE HOW MUCH IT FLOATS BETWEEN BEING A STUPID DUMB MOVIE AND AN ART MOVIE.  

PS: WHAT?

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