In the Tall Grass [movie]

 In the Tall Grass [movie]

I THINK IF I HAD WATCHED THIS IN THE RIGHT MOOD I WOULD HAVE LIKED IT A LOT BUT WATCHING IT NOW I JUST FELT SUPER ANNOYED BY IT. LIKE IT FEELS LIKE A MOVIE THAT HAD THE MOST ZERO DOLLAR AND 40 CENT BUDGET OF JUST FILMING THE WHOLE THING IN A FIELD THEN DECIDING THE FIX FOR THAT WAS TO BE ABSURDLY CONVOLUTED IN WEIRD FIELD MYTHOLOGY. 

PS. I LIKE HOW THEY WANTED TO HAVE A PART WHERE THE GRASS TENTACLE RAPES HER BUT CLEARLY THEY CAN'T SHOW THAT SO THEY HAVE THE MOST ABSTRACT POSSIBLE SCENE TO TRY AND VAGUELY CONVEY WHAT IS GOING ON. LIKE GRASS GOES UP HER LEG, THEN SHE'S BLEEDING, THEN A CROW IS FLYING AROUND THEN THE SKY IS ALL CAMERA FILTERS THEN GRASS IS IN THE BABY. 



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