Pet Sematary [movie]

Pet Sematary [movie]

THIS JUST ISN'T VERY GOOD. I DON'T KNOW, I FEEL LIKE THE WHOLE DEAL WITH PET SEMATARY IS HOW OH SPOOKY IT IS WHEN YOU REALIZED WHAT THEY ARE GOING TO DO, BUT LIKE, THIS IS THE EIGHT BILLIONTH REMAKE AND RETELLING SO YOU ALREADY KNOW THEY PUT A KID IN THERE. AND NOTHING ELSE REALLY HAPPENS. THEY MOSTLY JUST SIT AROUND A LOT AND ALSO THIS VERSION CUTS THE STORY DOWN A LOT BUT KEEPS A LOT OF THE VISIONS AND LIKE, THEY DON'T REALLY GO ANYWHERE. THERE ISN'T REALLY ANY REASON ANYONE HAS ANY VISIONS.

PS. I LIKE THAT THEY MOSTLY MAKE CHURCH BARELY MORE EVIL THAN AN ACTUAL CAT. LIKE IN THE OLD MOVIE HE'S A MONSTER SPOOKY HELL CAT, EVERYTHING HE DOES IN THIS IS STUFF A REAL CAT WOULD DO. LIKE YOU DON'T NEED A CREATURE FROM HELL TO HAVE A CAT THAT BRINGS A LIVE BIRD INTO YOUR BED.

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