Wonder Woman: 1984 [movie]

Wonder Woman: 1984 [movie]

GOD THIS MOVIE IS A MESS. IT FEELS LIKE NINE DRAFTS OF A MOVIE JAMMED TOGETHER. LIKE CINEMASINS STYLE COMPLAINTS ARE USUALLY LAME AS HELL, LIKE HE DOESN'T HAVE A PASSPORT (WHY DOES SHE????) SO THEY INSTANTLY NEED TO STEAL A PLANE, AND IT'S INVISBLE, AND THE SEATS MOVE FROM FRONT TO BACK TO SIDE TO SIDE THEN THEY JUST FLY IT BACK HOME FROM EYGPT OFF SCREEN AN NO ONE CARES? ALSO SHE CAN FLY BECAUSE SHE LEARNED FROM STEVE BUT ALSO BECAUSE SHE IS USING HER ROPE ON LIGHTNING THEN SHE IS WEARING THE ULTIMATE ARMOR FROM HER CLOSET? SHE CHANGED IN THE AIR? SHE LEARNED SHE COULD FLY THEN SHE PUT WINGS ON AFTER? GOD, LOTS OF MOVIES HAVE WEIRD PLOT SKIPS BUT THIS MOVIE IS JUST BIZZARE. LIKE JUST EVEN LIKE, HER BEING SO SMUG SHE DOESN'T OWN A TV THEN SHE OWNS LIKE 4 TVS. 

PS. LIKE THEY OPEN THE WHOLE MOVIE WITH A WHOLE THING LAYING OUT 'IF CAN'T WIN IF YOU TAKE SHORTCUTS" WHICH IS A VALID THEME FOR A WISH BASED VILLIAN, THEN INSTEAD IT GOES WITH LIKE "IF YOU GET WHAT YOU WISH FOR YOU'LL JUST WANT MORE" BUT THEN THAT DOESN'T APPLY TO ANYONE IN THE WHOLE MOVIE. THEY HAD TWO STATED THEMES AND NEITHER ACTUALLY MATTER TO THE CHARACTER ARCS. ALSO BRENDA HAVING A HUGE CRUSH ON WONDER WOMAN MATTERS FOR LIKE 5 SECONDS THEN NEVER COMES UP AND SHE'S A CAT INSTEAD. 

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