Godzilla vs Kong [movie]

 Godzilla vs Kong [movie]

I DON'T KNOW, THIS MOVIE IS *FINE*, IT FEELS LIKE A BUNCH OF PLOT ELEMENTS THAT ON PAPER SOUND LIKE THE MOST FRIGGIN AWESOME MOVIE EVER MADE THAT ON SCREEN JUST FEEL PRETTY WEIGHTLESS. LIKE A SERIES OF A BUNCH OF DIFFERENT PROBLEMS THAT ALL SEEM TO RESOLVE REALLY EASILY A MINUTE LATER WITH NO PROBLEM. I DO THINK PART IS THAT I DON'T REALLY CARE ABOUT KING KONG AND REALLY CARE ABOUT GODZILLA. BUT LIKE, GODIZILLA SEEMS LIKE A NATION SCALE NATURAL DISASTER AND KING KONG SEEMS LIKE A SOMEWHAT BIGGER THAN AVERAGE GORILLA. I FEEL LIKE THEY HAD TO MAKE EVERYTHING SEEM REAL LAME AND HARMLESS TO MAKE THE FIGHTS SEEM MORE EVEN. 

PS. I DON'T THINK IT'S JUST THE GODZILLA PARTS THAT SEEMED PRETTY IMPACTLESS, THE PART WHERE HE CALLED THE LITTLE DEAF GIRL A COWARD SEEMS LIKE AN EXTREMELY EXTREMELY FUNNY JOKE, THAT THEY KINDA JUST MUGGED AT THE CAMERA LIKE THE OFFICE THEN MOVED ON. 

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