How It Is [book, audiobook, amazing]

How It Is [book, audiobook, amazing]

GOD, I ABSOLUTELY LOVE THIS BOOK. I'M USING IT AS MY 'NOVEL IN VERSE' AND IT'S NOT WRITTEN IN VERSE BUT IT ALSO CLEARLY IS. LIKE IT'S PUSHED THE HUMAN CONCEPT OF WHAT A SENTENCE IS SO FAR BEYOND ANY REASON THAT IT'S CLEARLY A POEM MORE THAN A NOVEL. I PICKED THIS UP ONE TIME AND LITERALLY THOUGHT THE GIMMICK WAS JUST UNINTELLIGIBLE GIBBERISH. BUT HEARING IT AS AN AUDIOBOOK ACTUALLY MADE IT CLEAR IT REALLY WAS ACTUALLY A STORY. I CAN NOT IMAGINE WHAT SORT OF DIRECTION THEY HAD TO GIVE THE READER GUY TO GET HIM TO MAKE ANY OF THIS MAKE ANY SENSE. BUT IT'S REALLY GOOD! IT'S JUST THIS BARELY COHERENT NARRATOR VAUGELY DESCRIBING BEING TRAPPED IN SOME SORT OF ENDLESS MUD FILLED PURGATORY WITH A BUNCH OF EVENTS THAT MAY OR MAY NOT BE ACTUALLY HAPPENING WHERE HE DRAGS HIMSELF ALONG FOR THOUSANDS OF YEARS THEN SUDDENLY TOUCHES A BUTT STICKING OUT OF THE MUD.

PS. THE WORST STORY ARC IN NGHTVALE WAS THAT STUPID THING WITH THE SATAN DOG THAT WENT ON FOREVER. THE ONLY GOOD PART OF IT WAS THE PEOPLE IN THE MUD SPEAKING IN UNISON AND I THINK THAT WAS ENTIRELY 100% A REFERENCE TO THIS. LIKE THE MUD PART OBVIOUSLY, BUT THE IDEA OF EVERYONE BEING HOLLOWED OUT TO SPEAK IN THE SAME VOICE. WHERE IN THIS THAT IS FROM THE ENDLESS EONS OF LIMITED STIMULUS POTENTIALLY MAKING EVERYONE TAKE THE EXACT SAME ACTIONS AT THE EXACT SAME TIME AND IN NIGHTVALE IT BEING AN EVIL DOG WITH EVIL MIND CONTROL POWER.

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