Cryptozoo [movie]

 Cryptozoo [movie]

I REMEMBER BEING SUPER HYPED FOR THIS FOR LIKE TWO YEARS, THEN THE PANDEMIC HAPPENED AND I FORGOT IT EXISTED, THEN I FINALLY REMEMBERED IT AND WATCHED IT. MAN, I DON'T KNOW, I WANTED TO LIKE THIS SO MUCH, IT'S SO CLOSE. IT FEELS LIKE IT REALLY REALLY CAME NEAR HAVING A REALLY REALLY INTERESTING THEME AND JUST NEVER GOT ANYWHERE WITH IT. LIKE THE LADY HAD A DREAM, AND THE THING THAT SAVED HER ATE DREAMS, AND HER SOLUTION WAS HORRIBLE AND INCREMENTAL IN A WAY THAT WAS BAD, AND LIKE THAT IS ALL SOMETHING. YOU CAN GO SOMEWHERE WITH THAT. BUT IT NEVER REALLY CONNECTED UP. THE CRYPTIDS WERE MOSTLY BAD AND DANGEROUS, THE MESSAGE SETTLED MORE ON 'THEY SHOULD STAY IN HIDING" MORE THAN "THEY SHOULD BE FREE". THE GORGAN GOT HER DREAM TO GET MARRIED I GUESS? IT'S JUST HARD TO TELL WHAT THIS MOVIE WANTED TO SAY ABOUT ANYTHING. IT FEELS LIKE IT HAD A LOT OF THREADS THAT FEEL *RELATED* AND NEVER QUITE PULLED THEM TO SAY ANYTHING WITH THAT. 

PS. I LIKE MICHAEL CERA WAS IN THIS FOR LIKE A MINUTE AND A HALF 

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