BigBug [movie]

 BigBug [movie]

HEY, REMEMBER THE MOVIE AMELIE? WHAT IF THE DIRECTOR OF THAT MADE A TERRIBLE SCI-FI MOVIE? IT'S KIND OF AMAZING? BECAUSE IT JUST IS SO EXTREMELY STYLIZED BUT ALSO DOES NOT WORK AT ALL AS A MOVIE. 

PS. YOU KNOW WHAT THIS IS? THIS IS THE MODERN VERSION OF MEET THE HOLLOWHEADS. ALSO I FEEL LIKE I BURST A BLOOD VESSEL IN MY BRAIN THEN HAD SOME SORT OF SLUMDOG MILLIONARE FLASH BACK SEQUENCE WHERE I AM 100% SURE I HAVE NOT THOUGHT ABOUT MEET THE HOLLOWHEADS IN 30 YEARS OR REMEMBERED IT EXISTED AT ALL THEN HALF WAY THROUGH THIS MOVIE I BOLTED UPRIGHT FROM LAYING DOWN AFTER THINKING "WHAT THE HECK DOES THIS REMIND ME OF, I KNOW I HAVE SEEN A MOVIE LIKE THIS, WHAT IS THIS REMINDING ME OF????" 

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