Diablo Immortal [game]

Diablo Immortal [game]

THIS IS LIKE, AN ACTUALLY BAD GAME. IT'S SAD TOO, BECAUSE I REALLY LIKE DIABLO GAMES AND I REALLY KINDA DO LIKE THE MOMENT TO MOMENT GAMEPLAY, EVEN THE STORY AND VOICE ACTING IS AT LEAST AS GOOD AS DIABLO III, IT'S JUST THE MOST ROTTEN GAME I'VE EVER PLAYED WITH MICROTRANSACTIONS. LIKE THE TRUTH IS DIABLO IS 100% GAMBLING ADDICTION PSYCHOLOGY. DIABLO II IS 100% DOPAMINE LOOT DROP SLOT MACHINE AND THAT IS OKAY BECAUSE IT'S VIDEOGAME ITEMS FOR VIDEOGAME MONEY. THIS FEELS SO DIALED IN TO MAKE THAT INTO REAL MONEY GAMBLING FOR NOTHING. LIKE YOU CAN PAY 3 DOLLARS FOR ORBS TO BUY CRESTS TO BUY A RIFT RUN TO GET A LEGENDARY GEM WITH A .045% CHANCE TO BE FIVE STAR FIVE STAR (WHICH IS DIFFERENT THAN A FOUR STAR FIVE STAR) AND YOU NEED TO GET LIKE 3 OF THE SAME ONE TO LEVEL IT TO MAX LEVEL. LIKE THERE ARE VIDEO STREAMS OF PEOPLE PUTTING IN LIKE 4500 DOLLARS AND NOT GETTING ANYTHING SIGNIFICANT. IT FEELS LIKE THERE IS NOT A SINGLE INCH OF THIS GAME THAT IS NOT DIRECTLY ASKING YOU TO SPEND MONEY TO GAMBLE ON SOME LOW ODD THING OR ELSE CONVERT ONE RESOURCE INTO ANOTHER THING. 

PS. LOL AT THE MAIN ANTAGONIST BEING A MONSTER JUST WEARING THE HOLLOWED OUT CORPSE OF DIABLO. THAT IS JUST SO SO PERFECT. 

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