Mad God [movie]

Mad God [movie]

THE GUY WHO MADE ALL THE STOP MOTION AND PUPPET EFFECTS IN EVERY MOVIE YOU HAVE EVER SEEN IN YOUR LIFE (THE ORIGINAL STAR WARS, JURASSIC PARK, ROBOCOP, TWILIGHT(?), ETC) THAT ISN'T JIM HENSON WANTED TO MAKE HIS OWN MOVIE, SO HE WORKED ON IT FOR 30 YEARS AND THEN HAD TO BE PUT IN A MENTAL HOSPITAL BECAUSE IT MADE HIM CRAZY THEN IT CAME OUT DURING THE PANDEMIC AND ONLY MADE LIKE A THOUSAND DOLLARS. ALSO LIKE, THE INDIVIDUAL PARTS WERE EXTREMELY AMAZING BUT ALL THE AUDIO SEEMED TO BE FROM SOME SORT OF STOCK AUDIO CLIP CD AND THE MOVIE WAS EDITED REALLY ANNOYING AND I KINDA DIDN'T REALLY LIKE WATCHING IT? MAN, I WANT TO LOVE THIS SO MUCH. LIKE, IT'S GOOD, I LIKE IT, BUT I WILL FORGET THIS EVEN EXISTED IN A MONTH, IT'S NO RED STRING EVEN. 

PS. READING PLOT SUMMERIES RULE, THE PLOT IS SO ABSTRACT AND LOOKING AT PEOPLE TRYING TO PUT WHAT THE HECK IS HAPPENING INTO HUMAN WORDS IS THE BEST, LIKE PLOT SUMMERY OF EVEN JUST ONE SCENE AS TOLD BY WIKIPEDIA:

"IN THE WORLD ABOVE, THE LAST MAN GIVES A MAP FORGED BY WITCHES TO ANOTHER ASSASSIN AND SENDS HIM DOWN IN ANOTHER DIVING BELL. DRIVING A MOTORCYCLE AND THEN A JEEP, THE NEW ASSASSIN FOLLOWS THE MAP THROUGH A MUNITIONS DEPOT, A GRAVEYARD, AND A WAR ZONE BEFORE DESCENDING DOWN A SPIRAL ROADWAY. THE NURSE BRINGS THE BABY TO A FLOATING CREATURE WHO ESCORTS THE CHILD TO AN ALCHEMIST’S LAIR. THE ALCHEMIST GRINDS THE BABY INTO LIQUID, SMELTS THE LIQUID INTO METAL, AND CRUSHES THE METAL INTO CRYSTALS THAT HE HANDS BACK TO THE CREATURE."

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