Morbius [movie]

 Morbius [movie]

 THIS WON'T BE THE NEXT 'THE ROOM' OR ANYTHING BUT THIS MOVIE IS VERY BAD IN A VERY FUNNY WAY AND I'M EXTREMELY HYPED ABOUT THIS AWFUL MOVIE. I MEAN, I JUST WAS ABSOLUTELY WON OVER FOR THIS BEING SO BAD IT'S GOOD IN THE FIRST 5 MINUTES WHEN THEY SICK CHILDREN WERE LAMENTING BEING NOT LIKE OTHER KIDS THEN THEY CAMERA MOVES OUT THE WINDOW AND LIKE, 1920S BRITISH SCHOOL BOYS ARE THERE AND JUST YELL AT THE HOSPITAL "HEY FREAKS". OR LIKE, THE POLICE SHAKING THE LITERBOX TO MAKE A CAT COME. NO WAIT, THE BEST PART WAS THE SNARKY COP WONDERING HOW SOMEONE COULD DRINK 8 PEOPLE'S WORTH OF BLOOD,  OR THE SECRET GIANT CRIME LAB, OR DOCTOR WHO DOING A WEIRD LITTLE DANCE. GOD I DON'T KNOW, I REALLY DO LIKE THINGS I HATE MORE THAN THINGS I LIKE AND THIS MOVIE JUST SUCKED IN SUCH A GOOD WAY. (VAMPIRE JOKE?)

PS. I LOVE THE WHOLE CONFLICT OF THE WHOLE MOVIE IS HE WAS STRUGGLING TO AVOID DRINKING "THE RED" AND WAS TRYING TO ONLY DRINK TAMPON COMERICAL JUICE BUT LIKE LITERALLY HE PREVIOUS HAD A DISEASE THAT MADE HIM NEED TO REPLACE ALL OF HIS BLOOD EVERY SINGLE DAY SO LIKE HE ALREADY NEEDED HUGE AMOUNTS OF BLOOD EVERY DAY ANYWAY HE NEEDED *LESS* BLOOD AS A VAMPIRE THAN JUST AS A GUY. 

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