Hellraiser [movie]

 Hellraiser 2022 [movie]

THIS MOVIE IS REALLY FRUSTRATING. IT'S ALMOST REALLY GOOD. IT'S WAY TOO LONG AND IT FEELS LIKE IT STARTS OVER AS A DIFFERENT MOVIE HALF WAY. THE MAIN CHARACTER IS JUST AWFUL AND EVERYONE IS REALLY NICE TO HER AND THEY NEEDED TO GO ONE WAY OR THE OTHER WITH "SHE'S NICE TOO" OR "METAPHOR FOR DRUG ABUSE" WHERE SHE JUST SEEMS AWFUL. LIKE WHEN THIS MOVIE FINALLY WENT SOMEWHERE IT WAS DECENT. IT JUST FELT LIKE THE SECOND HALF OF THE MOVIE WAS A SEQUEL MOVIE TO THE FIRST HALF OR SOMETHING. 

PS. I HAVE JOKED A BUNCH THAT NONE OF THE MOVIES EVER MAKE IT CLEAR WHAT THE PUZZLE BOX ACTUALLY IS AS A PUZZLE AND EVERY MOVIE JUST HAS THEM RUB THEIR FINGER ON THE SHAPES THEN IT OPENS WITH STOP MOTION, THIS MOVIE SEEMED OBSESSED WITH SHOWING IT BEING MECHANICAL AND HAVING INTERACTABLE PUZZLE PARTS, THEN IT HAD A TON OF PLOT THAT INVOLVED PEOPLE TURNING ON AND OFF SWITCHES, SOMEONE ON THIS MOVIE FELT SUPER OBESSED WITH MECHENISISM 

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